I Know

I know, I know, I never post anymore. It's mostly because I abandoned the blog to reattach myself to real life. You know, phone calls, beers with friends...that sort of thing. And I'm glad I did.

So, from now on, this blog will basically be "Things I Overhear At Work."

They're pretty awesome as I am an intense eavesdropper and my job means that I'm around some, shall we say, "interesting" people.

Some of the posts will be rather obvious. Others will require that you "figure out the story," i.e. what do you think they're talking about? And some may just be odd all the way around.

So the first installment is:

On a cell: “Hey Stranger. Where have you been all week? We need to talk. (pause) About the bag I found downstairs. Uh-huh. I don’t believe that. I know you want me to believe that, but I don’t.”

This is a prime example of why you should take personal calls outside.
L.