Tuesday, September 9, 2008

For Turner

Turner--Just for you.

My heavens are you missing some drama on The Hills!!

Audrina and Lauren are in a fight about not being friends anymore. To quote Audrina "it's like no one wants us to be friends." Really? No one wants you to be friends? How unintentionally funny!

Lauren is hanging out with Spencer's sister, who is so clearly about to burn her. And the previews indicate Lauren is going to have lunch with Heidi's sister. What! Get the hell away from anyone remotely close to Heidi or Spencer!

Spencer told Heidi's sister, who has been living with them for what seems like only days but could be months, that both he and Heidi wanted her to move out. Meanwhile, Heidi had specifically asked him not to say anything to her sister. The sister leaves for hours and upon her return Heidi berates her like it's the sister's fault that she left and Heidi was so terribly offended that she wouldn't call her back. Really? Your boyfriend just told your sister to move out, and you're offended?

Jesus, you're missing some gooooood shit.

We'll have to Netflix the DVD upon your return and have a marathon party. You won't believe this craziness.

L.

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